Unofficial apparel for the long haul

Merch for people who actually work the job.

Unofficial. Unaffiliated. Unbelievably tired.

No costume. No grandstanding. Just the joke that made it through the shift.

Written with affection for the work, the people in it, and the family members who get the tired version at home.

Find your corner of the job

Collections, without the ceremony.

The current rotation

Freshly listed. Still tired.

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The fine print, before the fine print

Made when you order. Worth the wait.

The storefront is being stocked as designs and mockups are approved. Check back in when your favorite shift finally gets its due.

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